Welp, looks like I have to wait another day to get my computer looked at. Apparently the adapter port is loose and hates me. So sick and tired of all this waiting. I’m not a patient broad.

I mean, it HAS been six months of waiting.

Happy Christmas kids!

Well, apparently I’m safe here in Texas when the world ends. Thanks for telling me that History Channel. That really makes me happy.

Quickly my friends, head to my house! We can survive off my Christmas cooking! Well, maybe… I’m no Bobby Flay.

Oh my god, I’m never watching Criminal Minds again.

My mum’s an amputee survivor (I guess you could call her that) and tonight’s episode just buggered me the fuck out. Seriously, there’s a reason they only transplant INTERNAL ORGANS. Yeesh.

I love how freaking sly my da is. I get my new laptop charger on the 21st. I see what you did there da.

Is this the “end of the world” version of “When Pigs Fly”? Bravo, my good man, bravo.

Soon, my pretties, I will have my universal laptop charger. My da must’ve gotten too annoyed to listen to me whinge about it since last night he promised me he’d get it.

And to make sure he remembers, I wrote the date and time down when he said the exact words of “I PROMISE, WE’LL GET IT”.

‘scuse me while I go mini-celebrate this step to victory.

I forgot what tumblr looked like. Apparently my mobile hates tumblr, and had a shit fit and blocked it. So my mobile must be sentient and was putting me through tumblr rehab.

Be prepared for various reblogings coming up. Don’t blame me, blame my mobile that is currently subletting itself to be my computer. Blah blarg blah.

Ugh. I missed half of AMC’s Walking Dead marathon. Note to self, set up the DVR to record the new season.